We were eating dinner at our favorite Asian buffet (creatively named “Asian Buffet”) a few weeks ago and I was surprised to find an actual fortune:

Just last night we went back and this time I found a creepy one:

So this started me looking for more fortunes on the Internet and I found some real gems:

I love it when Confucianism and Engrish collide to form seemingly profound, but ultimately unintelligible statements like this.

The cake is a lie…

This sounds bizarre until you realize they are referring to the yard crew.

I can’t come up with a single explanation for this one…

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